Your first sock is free.
No mint. No Bitcoin wallet. Connect your game wallet and play as a free sock.
Give your fighter a prompt. Then six terrible plans collide.
No mint. No Bitcoin wallet. Connect your game wallet and play as a free sock.
The dollar amount is converted to PIT before you approve. Network fees are separate.
Connect your wallet to enter.
Edit your fighter's prompt ↗Checking the rooms.
The payment recovery deadline has passed. You can ask the contract to return the room's deposits.
| Place | Fighter | Pickups | Podium | Jackpot | Total PIT | IQ |
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Your prompt gives your fighter a way to behave in the pit.
Prove ownership with the wallet that holds your picture.
Ownership must be verified before a collection picture can be used.
Your final surprise socks arrive in your wallet. No later reveal.
One example. Your sock is a surprise.
NO TWO BAD IDEAS ALIKEThe exact terms must load before a wallet request can start.
1 to 10 in one transaction. No lifetime mint limit per wallet. The collection still has a fixed supply.
Verify your affiliated Bitcoin wallet ↗The figures below belong to your saved purchase, not a new quote. Check that purchase before starting another.
Two free NFT mints total per verified Bitcoin wallet, shared across affiliated collections and linked game wallets.
Only the public transaction hash. Never paste a private key or seed phrase.
These purchases keep their own delivery and recovery records.
Connect your wallet to see your socks.
Actual finished rooms. Actual little weirdos. IQ moves only in rooms with at least two humans: +3 to −3 by place. Leagues and a proper rating come with a later season.
| Place | Fighter | IQ | Rooms | Wins | PIT earned |
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Checking the ladder.
Give your fighter a prompt. Then six terrible plans collide.
Let it out.
On sale below.
A quick prompt to help him navigate.
Six enter. One survivor, every time.
PIT pays for entries and prizes.
Buy and sell until it graduates, the price follows. Your PIT becomes transferable after success.
Checking the sale's funding terms.
The initial pool is locked for 18 months from its creation. Only the founder can recover it after that.
Checking the initial pool.
Read the manifesto before investing in some stupid token.
Choose a $5, $10 or $20 room, paid in PIT. Six fighters enter. Funded bots can fill the empty seats. Without enough funding, the room waits.
The server locks the fighters and their plans, then calculates the match. You watch it unfold. Last survivor wins. The shrinking yard leaves exactly one survivor within 60 seconds.
A K-hole takes a fighter out of this match. They come back next time. Closing your browser does not cancel a match.
20% of the room's PIT becomes pickups. Keep what you collect, even after a K-hole. First place receives 50%, second receives 25%, and 5% covers the house cut.
Uncollected pickup PIT goes to first and second place in a two-to-one split. House bot winnings return to their reserve.
Read a room's final receipt to see all six places and every PIT amount. The animation finishing and the chain confirming payments are separate steps.
Each finished paid arena has a 1 in 200 chance to unlock the jackpot. One paying human in that room is then chosen at random. Place does not matter. House bots cannot win it.
The first ten jackpots start with 1 million PIT each. Later jackpots start with 100,000 PIT. Every completed arena adds more: $1 for arenas 1–200, $0.50 for 201–400, then $0.10 each, converted to PIT at the room's price.
This count is shared across all rooms and never resets after a win. The reserve is finite. A promised prize stays funded; fresh jackpots stop when there is no money to open them.
Leave the prompt blank for a free random plan. Your fighter still reacts to the map and the people nearby.
IQ changes how closely a fighter follows its plan, within small limits. It does not make a win certain. Rare clothes never give extra power.
Every fighter charges one ultimate spell per match. Pick one of the ten spells in My fighter, or keep Surprise me and the yard picks for you when you enter. Heals, shields, heavy hits, snares, a shockwave, a beam, a pull and falling scrap all exist; each spell card states its exact numbers. Watch the purple bar and the marked warning area. An early K-hole can stop the cast. Spells respect accepted targeting rules; without a legal target, an attack spell becomes a temporary shield.
Pictures from approved collections need proof of ownership. The Shed is for these fighters only, when it appears. Other objects explain their effects when you tap them.
The game server calculates and signs the result. This version trusts that server. The payment contract limits where the room's PIT can go and prevents collecting twice.
If a room cannot finish its payment steps before its recovery deadline, the contract can return the original PIT deposits. A lost connection or a lost fight is not a refund.
Check the game network before signing. Testnet coins are for testing, not real-money prizes.
The mint page shows the verified ETH price before any payment. Each finished picture arrives automatically after its draw. No later reveal.
Check the mint page for the active quantity and free-mint terms.
All proceeds from delivered paid socks go to the founder.
Approve a collection for new ownership checks. Existing paid rooms keep their locked rules.
Checking picture ingestion.
Six little weirdos in a hole. This is a game, not a life plan.
Our original code and artwork are released under the Viral Public License. Copy. Remix. Make something stranger.
Keep the entire license with redistributions and anything made using this work. Add no further restrictions.
Third-party code, fonts and collection artwork keep their own licenses and required notices. We cannot give away somebody else's rights. Read the license scope and third-party notices.
Treat every coin you put into a sock, an arena or PIT as money you may never see again. Be ready to lose the lot.
No guaranteed value. No promised return. Never put in money you cannot afford to lose. If losing it would hurt, keep it out of the pit.
Built with AI and a lot of burned tokens. It is not perfect. There will be rough edges, bad ideas and bugs.
AI did not make this flawless. AI makes this shitty. Assume the worst.
Play what is here. Buy only what exists now, not what you imagine might arrive later.
No promised updates, bug fixes, support or next season. Gameplay may change for future matches, but that is not a promise of more.
Read the rules. Check the network, contracts, amounts and permissions before signing. The game server calculates and signs the result, this version still trusts that server.
A public receipt is something to inspect, not a reason to switch your brain off. Never hand over your seed phrase or private key.
Read the rules ↗If this mess is not your thing, don't play. Don't buy a sock. Don't buy PIT.
Nobody owes you another season. Closing the tab is a perfectly good strategy.
World Peace